sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
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i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
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The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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