Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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