Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
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He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
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We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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