fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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