it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
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I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
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My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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