Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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