Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
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It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
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You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
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