do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
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I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
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She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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