They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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