woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
i came on her dog
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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