And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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