i don't like sucking hair
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I wish you could order shots online.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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