I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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