For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
I love having hate sex.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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