no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
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I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
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It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
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