And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
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all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
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I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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