haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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