But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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