shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
where am i from again
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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