it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I am spending my child support on dildos
Michael Bay diarrhea
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
Randomize