Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
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four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
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Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Randomize