It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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