I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
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just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
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We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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