yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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