big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
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