Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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