how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
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I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
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Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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