so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
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