I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
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im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
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I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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