Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
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there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
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GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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