what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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