covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
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