I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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