i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
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