dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
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It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
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this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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