She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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