did you get engaged???
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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