I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
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