There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Randomize
