I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
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He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
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He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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