Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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