she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
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We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
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I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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