She's JV to your varsity
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Randomize
