i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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