I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
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This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
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While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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