id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
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he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
We have so much sex to catch up on
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
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Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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