yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
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Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
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I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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