I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
I could have mohawked her pubes.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
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I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
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That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
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