don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
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We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
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Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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