Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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