Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
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