Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I just gift wrapped bread.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
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