She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
Randomize
