I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
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do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
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Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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