i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
did you just send me my own nude
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
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